| Nice Peter | |
|---|---|
 Nice Peter as himself | |
| Character Information | |
| Birth name | Peter Alexis Shukoff |
| Nickname(s) | Nice Peter Bluesocks |
| Born | August 15, 1979 (age 34) Rochester, New York |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Brown (later bald) |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Based On | |
| Himself | |
| Rap Battle Information | |
| Appeared In | Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD |
| Vs | EpicLLOYD |
| Release Date | November 18, 2011 |
| Votes on Website | 58% |
| Location(s) | Clear blue background Mountain Top |
| “ | You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick!
— Nice Peter
|
” |
Peter Alexis Shukoff (born August 15, 1979), also known as Nice Peter, is the creative force behind the Epic Rap Battles of History, along with EpicLLOYD. He also battles co-founder of the Epic Rap Battles of History, Lloyd Ahlquist in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. Nice Peter has also hosted one ERB News video. Peter hosts the popular Monday Show, in which he may reveal hints regarding future battles, open Viewer Mail, give updates on Picture Songs (another series he created), sing, and generally talk about his week. As said on his video, "Mondays and a killer Queen cover", he got his name from an 80's rapper named Prime Minister Pete Nice, but it is often associated with him seldom being seen without a smile outside of the ERB videos. As of November 17, 2013, he has become a user on this Wiki. His account can be found here.
Appearances[]
Official[]
- Announcer²
Season 1[]
- John Lennon
- Darth Vader
- Abe Lincoln
- Lady Gaga
- Hulk Hogan
- Ludwig van Beethoven
- Stephen Hawking
- Easter Bunny
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Vince Offer
- Dumbledore
- Cat in the Hat
- Mr. Rogers
- Christopher Columbus
- Himself
Season 2[]
- Darth Vader (again)
- Master Chief
- Luigi
- Michael Jackson (second verse)
- John F. Kennedy¹ (cameo)
- Steve Jobs
- HAL 9000² (third party rapper)
- Freddie Mercury
- Abe Lincoln (again; third party rapper)
- The 10th Doctor
- Mustached Cowboy¹ (cameo)
- Batman
- Santa Claus
- Steve¹ (cameo)
- White Preacher in Indian Independence March¹ (cameo)
- Nikola Tesla²
- Lance Armstrong
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- Grigori Rasputin
- Vladimir Lenin
- Vladimir Putin
Season 3[]
- Darth Vader (again)
- Blackbeard
- Miley Stewart¹ (cameo)
- Bob Ross
- Donald Trump
- The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
- Rick Grimes
- Krillin (cameo)
- Jimmy Olsen¹ (cameo)
- Bill Nye
- George Washington³
Unofficial[]
¹ Denotes non-speaking part.
² Denotes voice only.
³ Denotes upcoming rap battle.
Lyrics[]
Verse 1:[]
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie,
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys.
Look at you, or let me just tell you what I see,
You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me.
I drew a mustache on your face and played a mean Hitler,
Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler.
You big toothed, choppy face, horse looking prick.
You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick!
Verse 2:[]
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris!
Verse 3:[]
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?
It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!
Verse 4:[]
Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit.
Fuck the rap battles, and you, I quit!