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Master Chief vs Leonidas
Master Chief vs. Leonidas.jpg
Battle Information
Release Date January 31, 2012
Number 17
Views 68,000,000+ (as of Jun 2)
Length 2:12
Timeline
Previous Hitler vs Vader 2
Next Mario Bros vs Wright Bros
Other Information
Actors Jesse Wellens
Nice Peter
EpicLLOYD
Jeana Smith
Gabe Michael
Dante Cimadamore
Rappers Pete as Master Chief.pngLeonidazzz.png
Cameos Queen Gorgo
Spartans
Pleistarchus
Location(s) Thermopylae Pass
Pit of Death
Halo Map

Master Chief vs Leonidas  is the seventeenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the second installment in Season 2. It features the main protagonist of the Halo franchise, Master Chief competing against the famous Spartan hero king, Leonidas. It was released on January 31, 2012.

Cast[]

Nice Peter as Master Chief and the Announcer

Jesse Wellens as Leonidas (body)

EpicLLOYD as Pleistarchus (cameo) and Leonidas (Voice)

Jeana Smith as Queen Gorgo (cameo)

Gabe Michael and Dante Cimadamore as Spartans (cameos)

Lyrics[]

King Leonidas:

Spartans! Let's start this!

Show this petty officer who's the hardest!

The biggest mistake that you've ever made.

I'll toss you like a frag grenade!

I'll stomp you in the face With my sandals enraged,

and tonight we shall Rhyme in the Shade!

Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers.

Jerking off to games giving themselves First Person Shooters!

Your armor's hard but my abs are harder!

You're in my hood now chief THIS IS SPARTA!

Master Chief:

Not, so, fast.

Cortana says you're Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?

They built a monument to my sins, You're the soldier they need you to be.

Ain't no way that you can beat me. Even my initials spell MC!

while you and your companions were all camping in a canyon.

took a campaign to your house and showed your Queen my Plasma cannon!

They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly.

You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly.

King Leonidas:

Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son.

I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these Guns!

I'm King! You sleep in a freezer in outer space.

I'd look you in the eyes but your too much of a bitch to show your face!

Master Chief:

You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone.

Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!

300 asses need a kicking!

give more tea bags than Lipton!

So why don't you quit your bitching.

My trigger finger's itching.

Poll[]

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Trivia[]

  • This is the first battle which has a character who was physically played by a different person than the one voicing him (King Leonidas).
  • This is the first battle with a video game originated character in it.
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