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Cat in the Hat
Nice Peter as the Cat in the hat.png
Nice Peter as Cat in the Hat
Character Information
Birth name Cat in the Hat
Physical description
Hair White and Black fur
Eyes Black
Based On
Cat in the Hat.jpg
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
Vs William Shakespeare
Release Date August 17, 2011
Votes on Website 51%
Location(s) Dr. Seuss' Storybook
Cameo Appearance
Feline In A Hat.png
Cameo Information
Appeared In Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
During First Verse of Nice Peter
How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?
— Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat assisted Dr. Seuss in battling William Shakespeare in Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare. After Shakespeare's second verse, he brought out Things 1 & 2 to rap the second verse. He also made a cameo in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. An image of him is used in Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali. He was portrayed by Nice Peter.

Information on the Rapper[]

The Cat in the Hat is the title character in Dr. Seuss' book The Cat in the Hat and its sequel, The Cat in the Hat Comes Back. He is also featured in 4 other books and a movie of the same name. The Cat in the Hat is a tall, mischievous cat, wearing a big, red and white-striped hat and a red bow tie. He is one of Dr. Seuss' most famous characters.


Verse 1:[]

I would not, could not on a boat

Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote.

Even Horton doesn't want to hear you,

And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!

You bore people to death.

You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth.

I entertain a child of any age.

You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!

How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?

Little kids get scared when I step on the mat.

Think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?

I got a best-selling book about me coming back!

Verse 2:[]

You rap fast you do. Yes, you rap fast, it's true.

Now let's see how you rap versus Things 1 & 2!

(Things 1 and 2's turn)


  • The Cat in the Hat is the first rapper to rap in place of a contestant, covering for Dr. Seuss, with the next being Things 1 & 2 in the same battle.
  • He is the second non-human to rap, after the Easter Bunny, both of which are played by Nice Peter.
    • This makes him the second animal to rap.
  • Peter announced on the ERB Forums that the Cat in the Hat was his second favorite character to play, the first being Ludwig van Beethoven.
  • Peter said that he took the picture of the Cat in the Hat from Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD for a background in Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali.